I'D RATHER BE MASTURBATING LICENSE PLATE HOLDER
The perfect gift for yourself or your friends and family, whether they know it or not.
What better way to let people know what you'd REALLY like to be doing right now? Also ideal for your buddy's vehicle when he's left his car somewhere after having a couple too many. Or grandma's car before she leaves for church. The possibilities are endless and all in your hands....
I'D RATHER BE MASTURBATING LICENSE PLATE HOLDER
The perfect gift for yourself or your friends and family, whether they know it or not.
What better way to let people know what you'd REALLY like to be doing right now? Also ideal for your buddy's vehicle when he's left his car somewhere after having a couple too many. Or grandma's car before she leaves for church. The possibilities are endless and all in your hands....
FRESH BITCH KOOZIE
Are you or do you ever feel like a FRESH BITCH? Do you know a FRESH BITCH? Want to feel like one? The FRESH BITCH koozie is the perfect way to keep your tall can cold while letting everyone know who you really are or aspire to be. Fits White Claws, Truly, any tall, hard seltzer can. Let it all out you FRESH BITCH.